昨天和男朋友去逛街,我突然蹦了一句: “全中国谁的脚最臭?” 前面走着个老外,以为我跟他说话呢, 回头一脸迷茫的说:“me?(幂)” 男朋友大惊:“卧槽!这事儿连外国人都知道了啊!”[老婆准备把沙发换掉,今天去买沙发……不割……果不其然,买沙发的跟lz说要买质量好的,因为以后睡沙发的机会太多了。好吧,我心里想了一下,果断下手买了贵的,回家老婆问我沙发多少钱……然后,唉,今晚睡沙发了,店主说的果然没错。[When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles."How was your first day?" I asked."It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?""Do you prefer paper or plastic?"我儿子在一所中学读二年级时,在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑 详情
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