从前,有根火柴不爱洗头。有一次,它在路上走呀走,感觉头很痒,它就挠呀挠,用力过猛,把头挠着火了。它被及时送到了医院,从此世界上就有了棉怀宝宝七个月时,弯腰不利索了,让老公帮我把大衣拉链拉上,到我肚子最大的部位,拉起来有点吃力,他下意识地把我肚子往里按了按,我瞪大眼睛看他,他才意识到,说:“哦,不好意思,我以为在装行李拉上拉链呢”我 ……["Well, Sam, I'll tell you how it is, you see, I married a widow, and this widow had a daughter. Then my farther, being a widower1, married our daughter, so you see my father is my own son in-law." "Yes, I see." "Then again my step-daughter is my step-mother, isn't she? Well, then, her mother is my grandmother, isn't she? I am married to her, am I? So that makes me my own grandfather, doesn't it?"好吧,萨姆,我告诉你事情的来龙去脉。你知道,我娶了一个寡妇,这个寡妇带着个女儿,后来我父亲丧偶娶了我太太带来的女儿,因此我父亲成了我的女婿。”“原来是这样,我明白了。”“于是我的继女实际上成了我的继母,是这样吧?那么她的母亲就是我的外祖母,对不对?而我和她母亲结了婚,所以我一下变成了我自己的外祖父,是吧?”[ 详情
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